Wednesday, September 11, 2013

The Wedding Chronicles #3

5 Reasons Why Eloping to Bali will be a Good Idea



  1. Less cost involved (small intimate wedding with only family means less money spent on banquet, church decorations, angpows, etc).
  2. BEACH WEDDING!
  3. Bali is paradise on earth! I can totally imagine a beach wedding followed by a small wedding dinner (plenty of seafood) on the beach whilst watching the sunset. It would be super romantic!
  4. Less stress involved in planning the wedding. All is needed is to just show up on the beach on the day itself with Elder to marry us.
  5. Did I mention it’ll be a BEACH WEDDING?!?

5 Reasons Why Eloping to Bali would be a Bad Idea

  1. My parents will kill us.
  2. J’s parents will kill us.
  3. Our friends will all kill us.
  4. Wedding won’t be legal as the church Elder would not have the jurisdiction to officiate a wedding out of Malaysia.
  5. Church Elders will kill us.

    (And a bonus!Reason why eloping to Bali would be a bad idea)
  6. We would both be dead, after being killed by our families, friends and Elders, thus preventing us from living happily ever after.

I think the choice is pretty clear folks. 

Mel out.

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